TMS commission
Wed 15 & Thu 16 Oct · Tramway T4
SELF INSERT OUTSIDE FAN SPIRAL (ON ICE) – Jo Hauge (Scotland/Norway)
A live action figure skating fan fiction, a totally real figure skating event made up of lots of pleasurable neurodivergent overwhelm.
Full text, access & credits
Self insert outside fan spiral (on ice) is a live action figure skating fan fiction / a totally real figure skating event made up of lots of pleasurable neurodivergent overwhelm. Here are some facts about figure skating: there are no facts in figure skating only very strong opinions. A spiral is when you glide on one blade for a long time either forwards or backwards with the other foot raised. A fan spiral is a back outside edge spiral where the legs look like the edges of a fan if it was a really dangerous fan made from legs.
(on ice) takes place on an amplified piece of real fake ice and like any real figure skating event includes a six minute warm-up, Carmens, Boleros, Swan Lakes, Phantoms, lifts, quadruple Axels, alien mpreg, crystals, illusion mesh, bears, short programmes, medium programmes, long programmes, and several ice resurfacing breaks. The ice resurfacing machine is probably the best figure skater of all time. His name is Zamboni and he makes the ice with his teeth and his liquids and he’s sooooo sexy.
Access, as published in 2025
CC | AD | R. Integrated closed captions. Live audio description via headsets, reserved in advance. The performance encourages masks, with an air purifier running and FFP2 masks available. Relaxed performance elements: permission to leave and re-enter, to move, tic, stim or make noise. Access introduction before the performance. Breakout space available. Ear defenders, ear plugs and dark glasses available to borrow. Changing Places toilet on 15 October. Wheelchair accessible, with step-free seating options.
Credits
Made by Jo Hauge in collaboration with sound designer Nicol Parkinson. Producer and access support: Siân Baxter. Movement direction and movement dramaturgy: Emma Lewis-Jones. R&D movement direction: Aby Watson. Prop design and dramaturgical support: Mamoru Iriguchi. Costume design: Saira Harvey. Lighting design: Michaella Fee. Production manager: Lee Davis. A Take Me Somewhere commission made with support from Creative Scotland, Tramway and National Theatre of Scotland. Photos: Tiu Makkonen.